Loot Cakes x Mike Maldonado Spoils of Love Tee | Vintage Lips Graphic
Description
Pro skater Mike Maldonado's Loot Cakes Vintage series, out in the wild.
The Story
Love is messy. Money is messy. Somewhere between the two sits the truth. This piece gets straight to it: bold, vintage lips with “Loot Cakes” tucked between the teeth — a wink at desire, temptation, value, and the rewards you earn by staying real. A little seductive, a little dangerous, very Gen X energy. Not curated, not polished — just honest. A reminder of what we chase, what we choose, and what we keep for ourselves.
Details
- Premium 100% ring-spun US cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
- Garment-dyed for that already-worn, vintage fade
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz) that drapes naturally
- Tubular construction — no side seams, no twist, no nonsense
- Double-needle stitching for long-term durability
- Designed in West Chester, PA
- Printed to order — less waste, no deadstock
Fit
- Relaxed without slouching.
- True to size — size up if you want that oversized, borrowed-from-your-ex look.
Care
- Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.
Treat it like something you plan to wear for years.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
THE COLLABORATION
Mike Maldonado has been a pro skateboarder since 1995 — thirty years on the board, still skating every day, still building things with his own hands. Loot Cakes is his: he named it and brought every concept in it to the table. Kymberly Robinson took those ideas and turned them into the finished art, running every piece from concept to product. This collection exists because a skater had something to say, and a designer knew how to say it. Real recognizes real.
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.