Loot Cakes Bank Robber Anthem Tee
Description
Open Edition. Always available — produced in small batches and responsibly made-to-order in our Downingtown studio.
Loot Cakes is rooted in skateboarding culture, creative obsession, and the irreverence of a generation that built its own world. Mike Maldonado conceived the ideas; Kymberly Robinson executed the designs, illustrations, and production.
Artists: Mike Maldonado & Kymberly Robinson
Collection: Loot Cakes
Edition: Open Edition · Always available · Ships direct from our studio
Transparent Commerce: 10% supports the artist's chosen charity · 60% to the artist · 40% to the house.
The Story
Everybody’s said it at least once: “Man, I should just rob a bank.” This tee isn’t about crime — it’s about earning your way, getting what’s owed, and doing it without hurting anyone along the way.
Pulled from that Clash lyric and decades of East Coast mindset, the Bank Robber tee carries quiet confidence. No yelling, no flexing — just lived-in grit and intention. It feels like something you’ve owned forever, an old neighborhood anthem that still hits every time you put it on. Soft from day one, broken-in without being beat up. The shirt you grab without thinking, and somehow it always works.
Details
- Premium 100% ring-spun US cotton (Comfort Colors® 1717)
- Garment-dyed + soft-washed for a true vintage feel
- Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric — substantial, not heavy
- Relaxed everyday fit, tubular construction — no side seams, no twisting
- Screenprinted graphic built to last — no cracking, no peeling
- Designed in West Chester, PA · printed to order in our Downingtown studio
Fit
- True to size. Want more room? Size up.
Care
- Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Treat it like something you plan to keep.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.